dorm deluxe bachlor recipes

bullocks to anyone who says bachlors can't cook. We did pretty good and probably made other people on the residence floor jealous because it smelled so good down the hall to elevator. We don't intend to share either ^_^ Mind you, they were probably scared to barge in because we yell at each other and the food a lot as well. Bit of a gong show, bit of genius in progress.

Props to my roomates for some rad experimentation which turned into tried tested true goodness. As such I wish to preserve the high-protein/carb intake needed when studying and keeping fit.

Note lack of measurements as we didn't bother and cooked like our grandmothers and parents taught us. However spice to your preference and think trucker portions and it's good to go. Obviously cook up meat & veggies separately and don't drink too many beers or you will smell burning.

Final word, do I see KD aka empty calories anywhere but oh so brain-dead easy and yum? nope! aren't we the hot-stuff now? I am guilty on occasion of throwing a box in when I'm busy but I add veggies and fresh cheese for a solid meal. Enjoy!

Standard Gear Kit (I'd take it into battle or protest)

2 Frying Pans (double-use as Sam-wise's orc hunting device)

1 Bigass Wok (best to mix up all ingredients)

1 Huge Chili Pot (works for noodles too)

3 Mixing Bowls (various sizes for sauces and chopped stuff)

2 Wooden Spoons (one as a beating implement also)

Lots of Sharp Knives and Cutting Boards

Lots of fun, co-operation and chatter

1 Dishwasher (hopefully he speaks English, I kid)

Foods to keep Stocked or resupply from pillaging Safeway or Superstore

Rice, Potatoes, Gnocchi & Noodles (keep it interesting)

Eggs, Milk, Cheese (go through lots and keep bones strong)

Meat and lots of it... ground beef, pork sausages, stir-fry cut steak

Frozen Veggies, Hashbrowns, Chicken Strips (no spoilage ready to use)

Canned Beans, Soups, Tomatoes (good ammo if someone tries a B&E)

Pancake & Bisquit Mix (quick & dirty does the trick)

Lettuce, Spinach, Onions, Carrots

Lots of Sauces & Spices

Standard Issue All-spice Mix (Eric's guru-ness)

curry & cumin

jalapeno & chili (can't get enough, good for detox)

tabasco & lousiana (careful!)

red pepper & fresh peppercorn

fresh garlic & italian/basil herbs (giv'er lots, it's good for the heart)

tex mex & cajan (shake it in with abandon)

mix in seperate bowl for rich flavour and balanced yumness

Burning Uranus Chili (nobody eats more than Adrian and his recipe)

Tomatoes & Rice (will last half a week that way)

Kidney & Black beans (black market that is)

Beef & Italian Sausage (cook it first eh)

Peppers & Veggies (splash of colour

All-spice extreme

Goes bloody good with beer & cornbread

Make it Cajan Stir-fry (a joint-creation)

Jasmin Rice

Buttered Chicken & Shrimp (bash frozen chicken with blunt objects just coz and shuck shrimp in warm water)

Veggies & Peppers (fry up quick)

Thai / Southern Sauce (sweet & sour, BBQ, oyster & soy to caramel)

All-spice semi-extreme

Ultimate Sheppard's Pie (Adrian & Eric)

Bashed Potatoes (oh the spud humanity)

Italian or German Sausage (spicy goodness)

Peppers & Carrots (iron chef chopping fun)

Onions & Beef (don't be a pussy, real men cry over onions)

Chuck-all-in Stew (a Phil accidental success with Eric's help)

Cream of Chicken

Tomatoes, Onion & Corn

Noodles or Rice

Chicken & Sausage

Veggies & Salsa

Chicken Caesar Salad (goodness from Jeff)

Chicken strips (scandalous)

Caesar dressing (shoulda wore a chain shirt)

Lettuce and/or Spinach (toss in bowl, not at wall, it's not spaghetti stupid)

Bacon bits (fancy)

BJ breakfast (just don't ask, but it's Adrian's name for it and probably just as satisfying)

Buttermilk Pancakes (add lemon to milk in pancake mix)

Italian Sausages (chopped up)

Hashbrowns (cook first than throw on eggs)

Omelette & Peppers (adds colour)

Beef & Taters (gooder proof that students don't starve on KD)

Roast that cow good for a few hours with a beer marinate or spice rub

Sliced up fry style potatoes (add lots of all-spice & olive oil)

Gravy (flour, water, oil, beef stock & hot spices on slow-simmer)

Yorkshire Pudding (only those of UK linage have the recipe & luck to make it happen)

Grilled Cheese (thanks for a lifesaver Dom, this is George Foreman grill endorsement)

Buttered Bread (can you handle that, big guy?)

Cheddar Cheese or Kraft plastic (if you are too lazy to slice it)

Optional Deli Meat (yumness that is done in 5 minutes flat)

Bulging Burrito (Phil's lazy meal in a flat-bread)

1 Can of Refried Beans (farty fun)

1/2lb of Ground Beef (no pink you food-poison junkie)

A couple Tortilla Wraps (barely toasted with butter in big frying)

Hot Salsa & Grated Cheese

Veggies (if you wanna be healthy)

(reheated Ultimate Chili as you will have left-overs from it)

Mexican spices & Jalapeños (get'ter sweating!)

Smoothie Time (can wake the dead with the blender for a fiber/sugar filled dam good treat)

3 bananas (peel them first smart guy)

2 cu frozen fruit (mangoes, peaches, all-berries, strawberries, etc.)

2 cu of juice (be generous or it doesn't mix/chop right)

optional

1 cu yogurt (for Juice Booster style meal)

fireball whiskey or Appleton Rum (tastes like bubble gum)

wine (sangria-style)

or be honest and just skip the healthy stuff and just throw in ice and tequila for margarita fun (ice cube crushing best invention ever)

Spaghetti

huge pot of noodles with rosemary

a can or two of tomato sauce
spices: garlic, all spice, Italian
veggies: kale, mushrooms, peppers, whatever you wish

protein: browned up 1lb beef, 1.5 cu cheese